Skype Talk #2

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that’s alright because I’m a dinosaur.

– Tyrihannasaurus Rex

Skype Talk

Me: What’s up?

Someone: Nothing.

Me: You wanna taco ’bout it?

Someone: Nah, it’s nacho fault anyway.

Overheard at the Airport Terminal

Why can’t eleven be called ‘onety-one’?

Heard after Math Class

The math teacher calls me an average boy. That is so mean.

A No-Bologna Fact

There’s never been a single study that proves saturated fat causes heart disease.

Fat Head Website

Awesome Quote from my Planner

The power to question is the basis of all human progress.

– Indira Gandhi

Normal

Response to the Daily Prompt.

I never felt normal, both socially and intra-personally. I find it hard to make real friends outside of my close community, I have trouble talking to people outside, though apparently I have no trouble communicating freely on the Internet.

However, I feel like ‘not feeling normal’ has been trying to move me outside my comfort zone. No usual ‘in the crowd’ days, just working hard trying to get by. I’d say that not being normal, while it is challenging, makes every day of my life an adventure, and I’m proud of living such life.

Normal’s good!

What Discounts Shouldn’t Mean

While I was browsing…

– Chose the stuff one needs to buy

– Bill Total: US$55

– Page says “Hooray, you got a discount!”

– Smiles

– Presses ‘Checkout’

– Final billing page says “Hooray! You save $2.75 thanks to our 5% visitor discount!”

– Facepalmed.

Really now?