True Math

God made integers; all else is the work of man.

– Leopold Kronecker

Ancient Chinese Saying

A meal without rice is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.

Interesting Take on Murder

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished
Unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

– Voltaire

Menu Mishap

Pizza with tomato sauce, minced beef, smoked beef, bell paper and mozzarella cheese..

Overheard at the Pool

You make me want to say aduh*, aduh, aduh, duh, duh, duh, duh…

*native word for ‘ouch’.

Skype Talk #2

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that’s alright because I’m a dinosaur.

– Tyrihannasaurus Rex