Skype Talk #4

When in doubt, twerk it out.

True Math

God made integers; all else is the work of man.

– Leopold Kronecker

Ancient Chinese Saying

A meal without rice is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.

Interesting Take on Murder

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished
Unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

– Voltaire

Ramble on TeamSpeak

Ooh.. Bacon Man..

Tour Bus Talk

Today will be low wind and windy…

Menu Mishap

Pizza with tomato sauce, minced beef, smoked beef, bell paper and mozzarella cheese..

Skype Talk #3

Me: Sup?

Friend: The SKY.

Overheard at the Pool

You make me want to say aduh*, aduh, aduh, duh, duh, duh, duh…

*native word for ‘ouch’.

Skype Talk #2

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that’s alright because I’m a dinosaur.

– Tyrihannasaurus Rex