Skype Talk #8

If I had a peso for everytime I am impressed by him, I would have 255 pesos”

@Noxywoxy

Sex Terminator Pill

The crap I get in my spam folder. This one just happens to be funny. 😛

Hi, Peso,
My body aches, my balls are dry but I’m totally happy!
I’ve never been a weakling with women but your pills have a smashing effect! Sex Terminator – that is who I am when I use them!
And I LOVE it.
Planning to order a large bottle of those. Ha-ha!
Teaser image by macfixer.com

20 Facts About Me

I was nominated by @Kujikato. I’ve let this slip by for way too long, so let’s do this:

  • blog (right here).
  • I love Mexican, Italian and Moroccan cuisine.
  • I rage at my ISP for their ridiculously slow broadband and for their insanely high prices.
  • I work the cruel job of a help desk agent.
  • I collect vintage Hot Wheels.
  • I am a young man.
  • I hate, and am terrible at League of Legends. @Kujikato may have mutual feelings.
  • I have a social outreach problem.
  • I am very vocal in judgements, often lacking tact.
  • I hate Snapchat. Purely political reasons.
  • I fna over domain hacks. :O
  • I am not a Google advocate. I merely like using their productivity suite.
  • I long to have the verified tick on YouTube (Don’t judge me!)
  • I help out on the Hypixel Network.
  • I love instant noodles and cheesecakes.
  • I made an internet riddle game.
  • I play the guitar.
  • I like weird music (think Beatles, Lennon, Elvis, Armstrong, Fitzgerald).
  • I travel places. Pictures right here.
  • I have a closet full of alpaca dolls. Don’t ask.

I’ve told you this in confidence.

Surat untuk Papa dan Mama

From the womb to now
I can only thank thou
For all the hugs and kisses
And the granted wishes

Despite my opposition
You retain your love and affection
Through all the hardship and pain
Tough days and nights, you both remain

Mom and Dad, I thank you
Even away, I always think of you
Without you, I don’t know where I’ll be
Someplace far away, places I never dream

You’re not perfect, I know
But your love still shows
That while there are many out there
I’d still love you anytime, anywhere

Makasih papa, Makasih mama. Aku enggak tahu apa yang bisa lakuin tanpa kalian. Mungkin suratnya termotivasi oleh camp yang saya ikuti, tetapi dalam surat ini, cinta aku untuk mama sama papa tulus.

Maafin apa yang aku lakukan yang mungkin menyakiti papa atau mama. Ngebantah, bohongin, dll. Untuk kalian, aku berterima kasih. Dan di manapun aku berada, kapanpun, aku akan selalu mencintai mama sama papa.

Witty Math Teacher Uttering

Only in trigonometry can a man talk about periods.

-Math Teacher

Lab Sign

Theory is when we know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but none of us know why. In our lab, theory and practice are combined. Nothing works and none of us know why.

Helium Kids

With the permission from the singers, I present to you: ‘Wrecking Ball’.

Chinese Proverb

今日事,今日毕。

Things of today, accomplished today.

Skype Talk #7

Internet Explorer is an excellent browser… for downloading Chrome and Firefox.

NullPointer

Skype Talk #6

Windows: Can’t connect to the internet
Me: Troubleshoots
Windows: Sorry, we can’t find any solutions, would you like to search online?