With a Little Help from My Friends

https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/first-year/2016/05/10/with-a-little-help-from-my-friends/

Witty Math Teacher Uttering

Only in trigonometry can a man talk about periods.

-Math Teacher

True Math

God made integers; all else is the work of man.

– Leopold Kronecker

Heard after Math Class

The math teacher calls me an average boy. That is so mean.

If Life Was Math

Unreliable?
Reliable?

Image submitted by Camillo C. to Cheezburger.