Durex (in Father’s Day)

Genius marketing. Derived from In a Gorilla Costume.
Genius marketing. Derived from In a Gorilla Costume.

Overheard at the Pool

You make me want to say aduh*, aduh, aduh, duh, duh, duh, duh…

*native word for ‘ouch’.

Broken Glass

The light fixture decided to come down and fight me. I won.
The light fixture decided to come down and fight me. I won.

Skype Talk #2

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that’s alright because I’m a dinosaur.

– Tyrihannasaurus Rex

Skype Talk

Me: What’s up?

Someone: Nothing.

Me: You wanna taco ’bout it?

Someone: Nah, it’s nacho fault anyway.